Totally Fake Dispensaries in Kansas
420 Phantom Blvd, Wichita, KS 67202
316-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Wichita, KS 67203
316-555-0202
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat-Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Wishful Way, Topeka, KS 66603
785-555-0303
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1776 Freedom Dr, Topeka, KS 66604
785-555-0404
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
42 Dream Street, Lawrence, KS 66044
785-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-10pm, Sun 12pm-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
808 Harvest Lane, Salina, KS 67401
785-555-0606
Mon-Fri 9am-7pm, Sat 9am-6pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1849 Pioneer Pass, Overland Park, KS 66212
913-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
18 Smoke Signal Rd, Kansas City, KS 66101
913-555-0808
Daily 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Canna Court, Olathe, KS 66061
913-555-0909
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
420 Wildcat Way, Manhattan, KS 66502
785-555-1010
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Trail's End Blvd, Overland Park, KS 66213
913-555-1111
Daily 10am-9pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1620 Blossom Ave, Shawnee, KS 66217
913-555-1212
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
9 Green Acres Pkwy, Lenexa, KS 66215
913-555-1313
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
3 Capitol Canna Ct, Topeka, KS 66605
785-555-1414
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
316 Highrise Hollow, Wichita, KS 67204
316-555-1515
Daily 9am-10pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1930 Okies Way, Kansas City, KS 66102
913-555-1616
Mon-Sat 11am-10pm, Sun 12pm-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Mass St Alley, Lawrence, KS 66045
785-555-1717
Mon-Thu 10am-9pm, Fri-Sat 10am-11pm, Sun 12pm-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
5 Crossroads Canna Way, Salina, KS 67402
785-555-1818
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
2525 Phantom Farm Rd, Olathe, KS 66062
913-555-1919
Daily 10am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
11 Purple Pride Path, Manhattan, KS 66503
785-555-2020
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of wheat and prairie wind. Very Kansas.
by Sunflower Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
A bright Sativa that wakes up like a Jayhawk game day. Rock chalk all day.
by Jayhawk Farms Collective
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A balanced hybrid born of the rolling Flint Hills landscape. Earthy and inspi...
by Flint Hills Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Top-shelf Indica reserved for the most discerning fictional Kansas consumer.
by Keeper Gardens Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Where old trails meet new highs. A Sativa as wide-open as the Cimarron country.
by Cimarron Craft Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Hardy and resilient like the Kansas pioneers. A workhorse hybrid for everyday...
by Frontier Flower Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a Kansas wedding on the prairie. Dense buds with a cake-like aroma.
by Prairie Wind Edibles
Flower / Sativa
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Tall, bright, and reaching for the sun. The flagship Sativa from Sunflower Sa...
by Sunflower Sativa House
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
A slam dunk of a heavy Indica. Puts you on the couch like a Jayhawk blowout.
by Jayhawk Indica Reserve
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
The Runtz cultivar grown in the spirit of the tallgrass prairies. Colorful an...
by Flint Hills Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy and complex. Gelato grown under fictional Kansas skies.
by Frontier Flower Reserve
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
A classic OG Kush expression imagined along the historic Cimarron trade route.
by Cimarron Smoke & Leaf
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Sunflower Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Sunflower Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Jayhawk Leaf Lounge
Hosted by: Jayhawk Live Resin Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Flint Hills Cannabis Co
Hosted by: Flint Hills Flower Co
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Cimarron Trail Dispensary
Hosted by: Cimarron Trail Concentrates
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Lawrence Imaginary Dispensary
Hosted by: Frontier Flower Reserve
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:30 PM
Wheat Belt Wellness Shop
Hosted by: Wheat Belt Wellness
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:00 PM
Prairie Wind Collective
Hosted by: Prairie Wind Edibles
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Frontier Green Store
Hosted by: Frontier Rosin Works
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Kansas City Kush Club
Hosted by: Frontier Flower Farm
Admission: Free (imaginary)
5:00 PM
Wichita Dream Dispensary
Hosted by: Keeper Ridge Flower
Admission: Free (imaginary)