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Manhattan Herb House

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Not that Manhattan. This one in Kansas, home of K-State and imaginary dispensaries.

420 Wildcat Way, Manhattan, KS 66502
785-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Jayhawk Sativa Sunrise
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
A bright Sativa that wakes up like a Jayhawk game day. Rock chalk all day.
by Jayhawk Farms Collective
Jayhawk Indica Slam Dunk
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
A slam dunk of a heavy Indica. Puts you on the couch like a Jayhawk blowout.
by Jayhawk Indica Reserve
Jayhawk Mac 1
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
The Miracle Alien Cookies phenotype with Jayhawk DNA. Truly otherworldly.
by Jayhawk Farms Collective
Jayhawk Banana Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$56.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical and dreamy like a Jayhawk road trip to the coast. Banana and candy n...
by Jayhawk Indica Reserve
Jayhawk Honey Chews
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Honey-flavored chews for the diehard Jayhawk fan. Sweet victory in every bite.
by Jayhawk Honey Edibles
Jayhawk Fizz
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$7.00 / 12 fl oz
Rock chalk, rock fizz. A Jayhawk blue sparkling beverage for game day.
by Frontier Beverages Co
Jayhawk Infused King
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 45.0%
$28.00 / 1g joint
Concentrate-infused king-size joint for the championship Jayhawk fan. Go big ...
by Jayhawk Joint Factory
Jayhawk Blunt King
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.0%
$20.00 / 1.5g blunt
King-size blunt for the king of the Kansas courts. Fictional royalty in every...
by Wheat Belt Blunt House

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kansas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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