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Lawrence Bloom Bar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Located off the famous Massachusetts Street, this is Lawrence's favorite fictional dispensary.

7 Mass St Alley, Lawrence, KS 66045
785-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Thu 10am-9pm, Fri-Sat 10am-11pm, Sun 12pm-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Wheat Belt Budder
Concentrate / Wax
THC 78.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Smooth budder golden as a Kansas wheat field. Spread it on your day.
by Wheat Belt Wax House
Wheat Belt Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$35.00 / 100mg bar
Dark chocolate with wheat-belt earthiness. Ten squares, ten imaginary doses.
by Wheat Belt Chocolate Co
Prairie Wind Sparkling Sip
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$8.00 / 12 fl oz
A sparkling cannabis beverage as refreshing as a prairie breeze. Imaginary bu...
by Frontier Beverages Co
Keeper Craft Soda
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$9.00 / 12 fl oz
Small-batch craft soda from the frontier. A keeper of a beverage.
by Frontier Beverages Co
Wheat Belt Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$40.00 / 2 oz
A healing salve for the hardworking Kansas body. Imaginary relief, real inspi...
by Wheat Belt Wellness
Prairie Wind Body Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 5.0%
$45.00 / 4 oz
Silky lotion that soothes like a gentle prairie breeze. Wind-kissed and imagi...
by Prairie Wind Lotion Lab
Keeper Healing Balm
Topicals / Balm
THC 10.0%
$50.00 / 1.5 oz
A balm so good you'll want to keep it forever. Boutique quality, fictional re...
by Keeper Balm Boutique
Sunflower Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 15.0%
$20.00 / single patch
Slow-release transdermal patch shaped like a sunflower. Wear Kansas on your s...
by Frontier Patch Lab

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kansas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️