Wichita Dream Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Wichita's second-most imaginary dispensary, and arguably the best-looking one.
316 Highrise Hollow, Wichita, KS 67204
316-555-1515 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Top-shelf Indica reserved for the most discerning fictional Kansas consumer.
by Keeper Gardens Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Tall, bright, and reaching for the sun. The flagship Sativa from Sunflower Sa...
by Sunflower Sativa House
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights grown on the wheat belt horizon. Dark and full of stars.
by Sunflower Sativa House
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$35.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear distillate refined with Dust Bowl perseverance. Pure THC, imagi...
by Dust Bowl Distillate Lab
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 82.0%
$48.00 / 1g
A golden slab of Kansas shatter. Breaks clean, tastes great, is completely ma...
by Sunflower State Shatter
Topicals / Balm
THC 7.0%
$38.00 / 2 oz
Cooling menthol balm from the Cimarron canyon winds. Soothing and refreshingl...
by Cimarron Canyon Topicals
Topicals / Lotion
THC 8.0%
$55.00 / 4 oz
Boutique lotion made with imaginary botanical extracts. Luxurious enough to k...
by Keeper Balm Boutique
Topicals / Balm
THC 9.0%
$41.00 / 1.5 oz
Petal-soft balm from the sunflower fields. Soothing as a golden Kansas morning.
by Sunflower Salve Studio