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Kansas City Kush Club

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

KC's most imaginary members-only cannabis club. Barbecue and bud, if only.

18 Smoke Signal Rd, Kansas City, KS 66101
913-555-0808 (not a real number)
Daily 9am-10pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Jayhawk Honey Chews
Edibles / Gummies
THC 15.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Honey-flavored chews for the diehard Jayhawk fan. Sweet victory in every bite.
by Jayhawk Honey Edibles
Wheat Belt Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$35.00 / 100mg bar
Dark chocolate with wheat-belt earthiness. Ten squares, ten imaginary doses.
by Wheat Belt Chocolate Co
Sunflower Milk Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$32.00 / 100mg bar
Creamy milk chocolate with a Kansas sunflower heart. Melt-in-your-mouth imagi...
by Wheat Belt Chocolate Co
Jayhawk Fizz
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$7.00 / 12 fl oz
Rock chalk, rock fizz. A Jayhawk blue sparkling beverage for game day.
by Frontier Beverages Co
Flint Hills Rocky Road Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 100mg bar
Rocky road chocolate as bumpy and rewarding as the Flint Hills landscape.
by Wheat Belt Chocolate Co
Dust Bowl Infused Blunt Stick
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 55.0%
$40.00 / 2g blunt
A whirlwind of a blunt. The Dust Bowl Infused Blunt Stick is a storm in every...
by Dust Bowl Infused Blunts
Frontier Infused Torpedo
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 48.0%
$32.00 / 1.5g joint
Shaped like a frontier missile, packed with Flint Hills fire concentrate. Exp...
by Flint Hills Fire Pre-Rolls
Dust Bowl Blunt Storm
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 52.0%
$38.00 / 2g blunt
A storm of concentrate and flower in one epic blunt. The Dust Bowl rages on.
by Dust Bowl Infused Blunts

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kansas:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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