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Salina Prairie Provisions

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

At the crossroads of I-70 and I-135, Salina Prairie Provisions is the imaginary rest stop you deserve.

5 Crossroads Canna Way, Salina, KS 67402
785-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cimarron Crossroads Sativa
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Where old trails meet new highs. A Sativa as wide-open as the Cimarron country.
by Cimarron Craft Flower
Cimarron Trail OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
A classic OG Kush expression imagined along the historic Cimarron trade route.
by Cimarron Smoke & Leaf
Cimarron Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright and citrusy as a Sunday morning on the Cimarron. Day drinking, evolved.
by Cimarron Craft Flower
Dust Bowl Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty and sedating. Biscotti for a Kansas dust storm evening.
by Cimarron Smoke & Leaf
Cimarron London Pound Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Rich and dense. London Pound Cake imagined on the old Cimarron Trail.
by Cimarron Smoke & Leaf
Wheat Belt Shatter Bar
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$46.00 / 1g
A full gram bar of wheat-belt shatter. Shatters like a hot summer in Salina.
by Wheat Belt Wax House
Keeper Fruit Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Fruit-shaped gummies worth keeping forever. A Keeper Confections signature pr...
by Keeper Confections
Cimarron Trail Mix Cookie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 15.0%
$12.00 / single
A chunky trail mix cookie packed with imaginary nutrients and THC. Perfect tr...
by Cimarron Cookie Works

Satire Ends Here

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