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Cimarron Trail Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Overland Park's gateway to imaginary cannabis. Follow the Cimarron Trail to bliss.

1849 Pioneer Pass, Overland Park, KS 66212
913-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Cimarron Crossroads Sativa
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Where old trails meet new highs. A Sativa as wide-open as the Cimarron country.
by Cimarron Craft Flower
Cimarron Trail OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 23.5%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
A classic OG Kush expression imagined along the historic Cimarron trade route.
by Cimarron Smoke & Leaf
Cimarron Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC 25.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Bright and citrusy as a Sunday morning on the Cimarron. Day drinking, evolved.
by Cimarron Craft Flower
Dust Bowl Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty and sedating. Biscotti for a Kansas dust storm evening.
by Cimarron Smoke & Leaf
Cimarron London Pound Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Rich and dense. London Pound Cake imagined on the old Cimarron Trail.
by Cimarron Smoke & Leaf
Cimarron Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$40.00 / 1g
Crumbly concentrate that breaks apart like Cimarron sandstone. Earthy and exc...
by Cimarron Trail Concentrates
Cimarron Trail Mix Cookie
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 15.0%
$12.00 / single
A chunky trail mix cookie packed with imaginary nutrients and THC. Perfect tr...
by Cimarron Cookie Works
Cimarron Watermelon Slices
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gummy slices as wide and refreshing as the Cimarron horizon.
by Frontier Gummy Range

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kansas:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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