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Frontier Green Store

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A frontier-style imaginary dispensary at the edge of the metropolitan prairie.

1 Trail's End Blvd, Overland Park, KS 66213
913-555-1111 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Frontier Pioneer Hybrid
Flower / Hybrid
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Hardy and resilient like the Kansas pioneers. A workhorse hybrid for everyday...
by Frontier Flower Farm
Wheat Belt Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy and complex. Gelato grown under fictional Kansas skies.
by Frontier Flower Reserve
Frontier Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Fueled by frontier grit. Sour Diesel for the pioneering Kansan.
by Frontier Flower Farm
Dust Bowl Gorilla Glue
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky as a dust storm. Gorilla Glue from the imaginary Dust Bowl region of K...
by Frontier Flower Reserve
Frontier Granddaddy Purple
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
The grand old strain of the frontier. Purple and proud like a Kansas sunset.
by Frontier Flower Reserve
Frontier Rosin Select
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$60.00 / 1g
Solventless rosin pressed with frontier ingenuity. Pure imagination, pure ter...
by Frontier Rosin Works
Frontier Live Resin Gold
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 73.0%
$58.00 / 1g
Gold-rush quality live resin from Frontier's imaginary cold room extraction f...
by Frontier Rosin Works
Prairie Wind Sparkling Sip
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$8.00 / 12 fl oz
A sparkling cannabis beverage as refreshing as a prairie breeze. Imaginary bu...
by Frontier Beverages Co

Satire Ends Here

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