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Prairie Wind Collective

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A fictional collective celebrating the free spirit of the Kansas prairie.

1776 Freedom Dr, Topeka, KS 66604
785-555-0404 (not a real number)
Daily 10am-9pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Prairie Wind Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as a Kansas wedding on the prairie. Dense buds with a cake-like aroma.
by Prairie Wind Edibles
Prairie Wind Purple Punch
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Grape and berry punch from an imaginary Kansas vineyard. Deep purple and dreamy.
by Prairie Wind Edibles
Prairie Wind Green Crack
Flower / Sativa
THC 23.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
As energizing as a prairie windstorm. Green Crack for the hardworking Kansan.
by Prairie Wind Edibles
Prairie Wind Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.0%
$40.00 / 1g
Creamy wax pressed under imaginary Kansas skies. Smooth and terpene-forward.
by Prairie Wind Wax Works
Prairie Wind Distillate Drop
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$38.00 / 1g
Pure distillate as clear as the prairie sky. Available in imaginary vape cart...
by Dust Bowl Distillate Lab
Sunflower Field Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10-pack
Gummies shaped like tiny sunflowers. Ten reasons to love imaginary Kansas leg...
by Prairie Wind Edibles
Prairie Wind Sparkling Sip
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$8.00 / 12 fl oz
A sparkling cannabis beverage as refreshing as a prairie breeze. Imaginary bu...
by Frontier Beverages Co
Prairie Wind Body Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 5.0%
$45.00 / 4 oz
Silky lotion that soothes like a gentle prairie breeze. Wind-kissed and imagi...
by Prairie Wind Lotion Lab

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kansas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️