Wheat Belt Wellness Shop
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Serving the heart of the wheat belt with imaginary cannabis wellness products.
808 Harvest Lane, Salina, KS 67401
785-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 9am-7pm, Sat 9am-6pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Wax
THC 78.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Smooth budder golden as a Kansas wheat field. Spread it on your day.
by Wheat Belt Wax House
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$46.00 / 1g
A full gram bar of wheat-belt shatter. Shatters like a hot summer in Salina.
by Wheat Belt Wax House
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$35.00 / 100mg bar
Dark chocolate with wheat-belt earthiness. Ten squares, ten imaginary doses.
by Wheat Belt Chocolate Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$10.00 / single
Hearty oatmeal cookie from the breadbasket of America. Imaginary but filling.
by Sunflower Baked Goods Co
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.0%
$40.00 / 2 oz
A healing salve for the hardworking Kansas body. Imaginary relief, real inspi...
by Wheat Belt Wellness
Topicals / Lotion
THC 5.0%
$45.00 / 4 oz
Silky lotion that soothes like a gentle prairie breeze. Wind-kissed and imagi...
by Prairie Wind Lotion Lab
Topicals / Balm
THC 10.0%
$50.00 / 1.5 oz
A balm so good you'll want to keep it forever. Boutique quality, fictional re...
by Keeper Balm Boutique
Topicals / Patch
THC 15.0%
$20.00 / single patch
Slow-release transdermal patch shaped like a sunflower. Wear Kansas on your s...
by Frontier Patch Lab