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Topeka Bud Bazaar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A bazaar of imaginary buds in the state capital. Change the law, then visit us.

3 Capitol Canna Ct, Topeka, KS 66605
785-555-1414 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Flint Hills Hybrid
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A balanced hybrid born of the rolling Flint Hills landscape. Earthy and inspi...
by Flint Hills Flower Co
Flint Hills Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Named for the cannabis legend. Jack Herer grown in the spirit of the free Kan...
by Flint Hills Flower Co
Frontier Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos for the frontier square dance. A relaxing Indica with cookie dough ...
by Flint Hills Hybrid Gardens
Cimarron Gold Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$45.00 / 1g
Glass-clear shatter from the Cimarron region. Shatters like a Kansas ice storm.
by Sunflower State Shatter
Sunflower Shatter Slab
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 82.0%
$48.00 / 1g
A golden slab of Kansas shatter. Breaks clean, tastes great, is completely ma...
by Sunflower State Shatter
Cimarron Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 76.0%
$40.00 / 1g
Crumbly concentrate that breaks apart like Cimarron sandstone. Earthy and exc...
by Cimarron Trail Concentrates
Flint Hills Kush Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Crumbly Kush-phenotype wax from Cimarron's imaginary extraction lab.
by Cimarron Trail Concentrates
Prairie Wind Rosin Coin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.0%
$62.00 / 1g
Pressed into a coin shape, this rosin is currency in the imaginary Kansas mar...
by Cimarron Rosin Press

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kansas:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️