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Shawnee Sunflower Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Shawnee's imaginary sunflower-themed cannabis boutique. Bright as a summer field.

1620 Blossom Ave, Shawnee, KS 66217
913-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 10am-8pm, Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Sunflower OG
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of wheat and prairie wind. Very Kansas.
by Sunflower Premium Cannabis
Sunflower Sativa Select
Flower / Sativa
THC 27.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Tall, bright, and reaching for the sun. The flagship Sativa from Sunflower Sa...
by Sunflower Sativa House
Sunflower Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 22.0%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the rainbow of the Kansas fields. Zkittlez with a sunflower spin.
by Sunflower Premium Cannabis
Wheat Belt Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 19.5%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Northern Lights grown on the wheat belt horizon. Dark and full of stars.
by Sunflower Sativa House
Sunflower Cherry Pie
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.0%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet as Kansas county fair cherry pie. A beloved hybrid with sunflower soul.
by Sunflower Premium Cannabis
Keeper Live Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 70.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Live rosin pressed from fresh Kansas flower. A keeper by any standard.
by Sunflower Live Rosin Co
Sunflower Sauce
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 69.0%
$52.00 / 1g
High-terpene sauce bursting with Sunflower State flavor. Dip your dabber in K...
by Sunflower Live Rosin Co
Flint Hills Frontier Brownies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 25.0%
$18.00 / single
Fudge brownies from the Flint Hills. A classic imaginary baked good.
by Sunflower Baked Goods Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kansas:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️