Olathe Dreamer Dispensary
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
A fictional dispensary for Olathe dreamers. We exist in the imagination only.
7 Canna Court, Olathe, KS 66061
913-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica with notes of wheat and prairie wind. Very Kansas.
by Sunflower Premium Cannabis
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Top-shelf Indica reserved for the most discerning fictional Kansas consumer.
by Keeper Gardens Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream grown on an imaginary Kansas ridge. Sweet berry with a prairie bre...
by Keeper Ridge Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Classic White Widow genetics, frost-covered like a Kansas January morning.
by Keeper Gardens Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 31.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Leave a permanent mark on your Kansas afternoon. This hybrid is no accident.
by Keeper Ridge Flower
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 71.0%
$63.00 / 1g
Reserved batch rosin from Keeper's finest imaginary single-source plants.
by Keeper Hash Co
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 25.0%
$18.00 / single
Fudge brownies from the Flint Hills. A classic imaginary baked good.
by Sunflower Baked Goods Co
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Fruit-shaped gummies worth keeping forever. A Keeper Confections signature pr...
by Keeper Confections