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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Manhattan Smoke Shack

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A K-State-adjacent fictional smoke shack. Purple and green all day.

11 Purple Pride Path, Manhattan, KS 66503
785-555-2020 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Keeper Fruit Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Fruit-shaped gummies worth keeping forever. A Keeper Confections signature pr...
by Keeper Confections
Prairie Berry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 18.0%
$32.00 / 10-pack
Mixed prairie berry gummies from the Frontier Gummy Range. A wide range of im...
by Frontier Gummy Range
Keeper Craft Soda
Edibles / Beverage
THC 10.0%
$9.00 / 12 fl oz
Small-batch craft soda from the frontier. A keeper of a beverage.
by Frontier Beverages Co
Cimarron Watermelon Slices
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$24.00 / 10-pack
Watermelon gummy slices as wide and refreshing as the Cimarron horizon.
by Frontier Gummy Range
Frontier Classic Cone
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 21.0%
$11.00 / 1g joint
Machine-filled and prairie-proud. The Frontier Classic Cone is Kansas through...
by Prairie Wind Cones

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Kansas:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️