Flint Hills Cannabis Co
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Topeka's premier fictional dispensary, conveniently located near the statehouse where cannabis remains illegal.
7 Wishful Way, Topeka, KS 66603
785-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
A balanced hybrid born of the rolling Flint Hills landscape. Earthy and inspi...
by Flint Hills Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 29.0%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
The Runtz cultivar grown in the spirit of the tallgrass prairies. Colorful an...
by Flint Hills Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Named for the cannabis legend. Jack Herer grown in the spirit of the free Kan...
by Flint Hills Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Do-Si-Dos for the frontier square dance. A relaxing Indica with cookie dough ...
by Flint Hills Hybrid Gardens
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$45.00 / 1g
Glass-clear shatter from the Cimarron region. Shatters like a Kansas ice storm.
by Sunflower State Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 82.0%
$48.00 / 1g
A golden slab of Kansas shatter. Breaks clean, tastes great, is completely ma...
by Sunflower State Shatter
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 25.0%
$18.00 / single
Fudge brownies from the Flint Hills. A classic imaginary baked good.
by Sunflower Baked Goods Co
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 20.0%
$36.00 / 100mg bar
Rocky road chocolate as bumpy and rewarding as the Flint Hills landscape.
by Wheat Belt Chocolate Co