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Dust Bowl Dab Bar

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A concentrate-focused fictional dab bar in Kansas City Kansas. Historic and imaginary.

1930 Okies Way, Kansas City, KS 66102
913-555-1616 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 11am-10pm, Sun 12pm-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Jayhawk Indica Slam Dunk
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
A slam dunk of a heavy Indica. Puts you on the couch like a Jayhawk blowout.
by Jayhawk Indica Reserve
Cimarron Gold Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$45.00 / 1g
Glass-clear shatter from the Cimarron region. Shatters like a Kansas ice storm.
by Sunflower State Shatter
Jayhawk Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Fresh-frozen and full of terpenes. Live Resin with the fresh intensity of a J...
by Jayhawk Live Resin Labs
Dust Bowl Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$35.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear distillate refined with Dust Bowl perseverance. Pure THC, imagi...
by Dust Bowl Distillate Lab
Jayhawk Hash Classic
Concentrate / Wax
THC 58.0%
$30.00 / 1g
Traditional pressed hash in the Jayhawk tradition. Old-school greatness.
by Jayhawk Hash House
Prairie Wind Distillate Drop
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$38.00 / 1g
Pure distillate as clear as the prairie sky. Available in imaginary vape cart...
by Dust Bowl Distillate Lab
Sunflower Sauce
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 69.0%
$52.00 / 1g
High-terpene sauce bursting with Sunflower State flavor. Dip your dabber in K...
by Sunflower Live Rosin Co
Dust Bowl Blunt Storm
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 52.0%
$38.00 / 2g blunt
A storm of concentrate and flower in one epic blunt. The Dust Bowl rages on.
by Dust Bowl Infused Blunts

Satire Ends Here

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